The Chump

The Chump

The Chump begins with no specific Trait.

Starts with 6 Cards: Eyes Closed Punch 3x Lucky Hit Cower 2x

The Chump is the basic starter Hero in Guild Of Dungeoneering. You'll begin with them.

Hero Card

Starting Cards

Quotes

Monster:

• "Who fills a dungeon with {MONSTERS}!?"
• "This way looks sa- WHOAH!"
• "Yeah, I THINK I can take it.."
• "Oh god not a {MONSTER}"
• "Well lets get this over with"
• "Two years in Chump school for this?"
• "{MONSTERS} drop loot, right?"

Treasure:

• "SHINY"
• "That looks a bit like a {TREASURE}"
• "Is that.. {TREASURE}!"
• "THIS is why I'm a dungeoneer!"
• "Oooohh Yeah!"
• "Ooh gimme"
• "{TREASURE}? {TREASURE}!"
• "Cha-CHING!"

Random:

• "On we go.."
• "A dungeoneer's life is never dull.."
• "I think I'm lost"
• "Eyes closed this time"
• "The Guild isn't paying me enough for this"
• "Maybe over here"
• "I hope this place has a tavern"
• "This way looks safe"
• "You could make this more fun you know"
• "Why didn't I bring my 10 foot pole?"

Explored:

• "This looks vaguely familiar"
• "Hm.. was I already here?"
• "I feel like I'm going in circles"

NoMove:

• "I've got nowhere to go..."

Idle:

• "Come on! Do SOMETHING!"
• "So.. bored"
• "Why can't I move now? Oh yeah you're playing those cards.."
• "..."
• "zzzzZZZ"
• "*sigh*"
• "I wish I was back at my nice warm room in the Guild"
• "*YAWN*"
• "Are you AFK?? Don't leave me here!"

Poked:

• "Ow - that hurt!"
• "Please stop clicking me"
• "What if I were to poke YOU instead!?"
• "Stop that"
• "Cut it out!"

CardFit:

• "I don't think that can fit anywhere right now.."
• "And just where would that {CARDNAME} fit?"
• "There's nowhere that can fit that {CARDNAME}"
• "That won't fit anywhere!"
• "There's no space for that {CARDNAME}!"